(Some filler here-Fuck Knob is Sean Bedlam's term for anyone whose running for Vice president who used to be a Beauty Queen)check out the seanbedlam blog to see his set up)
i'm obessed with Fuck Knob as well.
She is SOOO fucking hot, after all. Like seriously, when i saw her, my eyes dilated, my blood pressure dropped, but most amazingly i got a clitoral erection which flooded My nether lands. Let me tell you one thing, my body is a barometer for public prurient interest. I love Jerry Springer, World Wrestling Entertainment, and Porn, and i know that thats all shite. I know what its there for and I proud to say I don't allow myself to become entrapped in that world. reality tv is shit and so is unreality tv.
Anywho, Fuck Knob is not only the finest broad ever, who I just wanna dress up in teacher outfit, give her a yard stick, and beg her "please ma'am, may i have another?", but worst of all, John gran-Daddy MaCain is kinda sexy along side her. In his blue suit and with his white hair, and god-knows-globs-of make-up on to disguise the fact that he's 167 years old-despite all that, HE'S hot too, so I'm kinda hoping while she's giving a speech that he'll just lift her skirt and give her a good rumpin' right there on the podium...
is that wrong? I mean, Am i the ONLY one (other the mr. bedlam-who somehow found out about the marketing guy who punches in the statistics and comes up with the Optimal Prime Running Mate) who wants to puke because blatant pornography is all over CNN and shouldn't we have people like Aristotle and shit? Not fuckin Ron McCain Jeremy and Sasha Fuck-Knob Grey waving and screaming and shaking small retarded children on front the cameras -doing all that they can to cull anyone and everyone away from Obama.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Here, take MY opinion while I eat YOURS for breakfast
No matter what you think of the Olympics i don't think things are a matter of you should or shouldn't watch it because of this or that.
Firstly, the Olympics are cool to look at. Damn, that opening ceremony was effing hellacious. I've never seen so much money outputted so spectacularly. 2008 over and over. So many people coordinated. So impressively pulled off with out a hitch.
(oh, i'm not totally ignorant--I know about the Russian attack on Georgia, the question is-who cares???THE OLYMPICS ARE ON!!!)
Its no secret that I don't dislike trite television drama. and it seems the announcers have been fully briefed on all the athletic drama. Suspense is heightened by strategically prurient information about certain athletes.
Cheers to the US Men's Relay Champions. Damn, that was a tight race. Sorry French boys.
Sure, there are lots of things I DON'T like about how the Chinese do things, but there are things I don't like about how the US does things either. I'm not out pointing fingers and spouting my opinion about this or that. For all the righteous arguments people spout and bumpersticker about, there are always things besides the points that people don't take into account. You can talk Tibet but you probably won't talk about lots of other situations like Tibet going on that country, other countries, or even the USA which would undermine--render moot your point-whatever it is.
Course, observing the fallout of Olympicnessness that occurred 12 years ago here in Atlanta, I tremor with gritted teeth to imagine the restructuring of Beijing: the up-rooting of undesirable people among some concerns there. The scale of the Opening Ceremonies made me feel sorry for anyone who might have stood in the way of the Olympic Committees Gaze. We stuck homeless people on one-way buses to Birmingham, Alabama. Where did all the Chinese Hobos go?
But thats the nature of THE Olympics to begin with. Its not China's fault per se, but I've heard a lot of indignation at expressed by people in general to China in general.
But compelling and inspiring, none the less, is the expression of peace and goodwill. (ok, i make a concession here: an attempt at expressing peace and goodwill while strengthening patriotism, a male bred aggressive disease) But its still rockin' seeing Teams from various countries, some politically not on good terms, be mates side by side, shaking hands. Its still amazing to see so much human advancement in 4 years. The men's swimmers are shattering world records with seconds to spare. Its just soul food to see the strongest examples of human potential, almost all suspiciously good looking. It makes for great entertainment though.
China is a strong and wonderful country whose history is underestimated and whose people are commonly misunderstood. (by we westerners) !
Brushing aside the entire Olympics and the attitude that by boycotting them you are behaving enlightened is bullshit that you are allowed to do but please don't rub it in. There are things I don't like, like zealous patriotism, and hearing the national anthem of any country turns on the suspicious light in my noggin that warns me of brainwashing waves in my vicinity. But don't you doubt that nearly every time I hear the Star Spangled Banner, the light goes off after a moment, and I allow loving feelings for this country to wash over me and through me, very often ending in squeezing a few drops of seawater from my eyes.
It does suck having to listen to the American Anthem like 3 times in a night watching the Olympics on TV, but it IS kinda cool hearing anthems of obscure countries you've never heard before.
Yes, the Olympics are a sell out. They are a distraction. They are spectacle of the Roman Colosseum magnified and evolved through time to make a lot of money for some people, and to arouse nationalistic feelings of loyalty in people that might be counter-productive if you think that in the future we'll have to get over our affinity to draw borders around everything. Thats a man invention too, by the way.
But they are also going to go on with or without you. We have other things to fry. Like how we treat people on our day to day lives, and how informed we are about our local governments and how THEY are run. The Olympics were a joy for me to watch growing up. I wasn't a sporty kid, but I loved watching them none-the-less. It upholds fairness and honest-to-goodness human funness. I find it way better to watch than most of the violent silly stuff on television.
i gotta stop typing and go to bed now.
It was real. Hi Pete.
Crofteepoo
Firstly, the Olympics are cool to look at. Damn, that opening ceremony was effing hellacious. I've never seen so much money outputted so spectacularly. 2008 over and over. So many people coordinated. So impressively pulled off with out a hitch.
(oh, i'm not totally ignorant--I know about the Russian attack on Georgia, the question is-who cares???THE OLYMPICS ARE ON!!!)
Its no secret that I don't dislike trite television drama. and it seems the announcers have been fully briefed on all the athletic drama. Suspense is heightened by strategically prurient information about certain athletes.
Cheers to the US Men's Relay Champions. Damn, that was a tight race. Sorry French boys.
Sure, there are lots of things I DON'T like about how the Chinese do things, but there are things I don't like about how the US does things either. I'm not out pointing fingers and spouting my opinion about this or that. For all the righteous arguments people spout and bumpersticker about, there are always things besides the points that people don't take into account. You can talk Tibet but you probably won't talk about lots of other situations like Tibet going on that country, other countries, or even the USA which would undermine--render moot your point-whatever it is.
Course, observing the fallout of Olympicnessness that occurred 12 years ago here in Atlanta, I tremor with gritted teeth to imagine the restructuring of Beijing: the up-rooting of undesirable people among some concerns there. The scale of the Opening Ceremonies made me feel sorry for anyone who might have stood in the way of the Olympic Committees Gaze. We stuck homeless people on one-way buses to Birmingham, Alabama. Where did all the Chinese Hobos go?
But thats the nature of THE Olympics to begin with. Its not China's fault per se, but I've heard a lot of indignation at expressed by people in general to China in general.
But compelling and inspiring, none the less, is the expression of peace and goodwill. (ok, i make a concession here: an attempt at expressing peace and goodwill while strengthening patriotism, a male bred aggressive disease) But its still rockin' seeing Teams from various countries, some politically not on good terms, be mates side by side, shaking hands. Its still amazing to see so much human advancement in 4 years. The men's swimmers are shattering world records with seconds to spare. Its just soul food to see the strongest examples of human potential, almost all suspiciously good looking. It makes for great entertainment though.
China is a strong and wonderful country whose history is underestimated and whose people are commonly misunderstood. (by we westerners) !
Brushing aside the entire Olympics and the attitude that by boycotting them you are behaving enlightened is bullshit that you are allowed to do but please don't rub it in. There are things I don't like, like zealous patriotism, and hearing the national anthem of any country turns on the suspicious light in my noggin that warns me of brainwashing waves in my vicinity. But don't you doubt that nearly every time I hear the Star Spangled Banner, the light goes off after a moment, and I allow loving feelings for this country to wash over me and through me, very often ending in squeezing a few drops of seawater from my eyes.
It does suck having to listen to the American Anthem like 3 times in a night watching the Olympics on TV, but it IS kinda cool hearing anthems of obscure countries you've never heard before.
Yes, the Olympics are a sell out. They are a distraction. They are spectacle of the Roman Colosseum magnified and evolved through time to make a lot of money for some people, and to arouse nationalistic feelings of loyalty in people that might be counter-productive if you think that in the future we'll have to get over our affinity to draw borders around everything. Thats a man invention too, by the way.
But they are also going to go on with or without you. We have other things to fry. Like how we treat people on our day to day lives, and how informed we are about our local governments and how THEY are run. The Olympics were a joy for me to watch growing up. I wasn't a sporty kid, but I loved watching them none-the-less. It upholds fairness and honest-to-goodness human funness. I find it way better to watch than most of the violent silly stuff on television.
i gotta stop typing and go to bed now.
It was real. Hi Pete.
Crofteepoo
Friday, August 8, 2008
Breakfast of Croftians
ahem-champions. On the other hand, make that croftians. Sometimes you just gotta eat some protein for breakfast. I know I oughtta keep breakfast light with fruit, nuts, yogurt, cearals, things like that...but I have no problems with fryin up an egg, extra gooey in the middle, slatherin' some buttah on some toast, and crispin up some texturized vegitable protein in the sausage patty form (aka, SNOSages) and topping it off with a hot hot cup of strong english breakfast tea replete with a spoonful of sugar and a dollop of milk.'
The only thing is, I frekkin wolfed it down in like 45 seconds. I didn't even realize I was doing it until I looked down with one bite left. I was like, damn, I'm not even swollowing sometimes betweeen bites, i think i need to slow it down a little, especially with all this heavy ass food.
Turns out the restaurant industry does this to you: causes you to swallow whole portions of food in a single ferocious glup. Under the pressure of an atmosphere of intense urgency to move quickly, I've learned how to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in under 3 seconds. (my preference for oh-so-thickly peanut buttered peanut butter and jelly sandwiches makes that all the more amazing). But I am not proud of this.
People look upon you in horror, when, less than 8 seconds after the "amen" you've devoured everything on your plate. It's embarrassing when you've eaten everything on you and your date's plate before he's had a chance to come back from the restroom.
I'm going to lay out by the pool now and even though my belly is full, i shall stick it out and it shall never look as big as my preggo friend! I shall sit in the shade to avoid the sun, but will dip dip dip in the pool!
The only thing is, I frekkin wolfed it down in like 45 seconds. I didn't even realize I was doing it until I looked down with one bite left. I was like, damn, I'm not even swollowing sometimes betweeen bites, i think i need to slow it down a little, especially with all this heavy ass food.
Turns out the restaurant industry does this to you: causes you to swallow whole portions of food in a single ferocious glup. Under the pressure of an atmosphere of intense urgency to move quickly, I've learned how to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in under 3 seconds. (my preference for oh-so-thickly peanut buttered peanut butter and jelly sandwiches makes that all the more amazing). But I am not proud of this.
People look upon you in horror, when, less than 8 seconds after the "amen" you've devoured everything on your plate. It's embarrassing when you've eaten everything on you and your date's plate before he's had a chance to come back from the restroom.
I'm going to lay out by the pool now and even though my belly is full, i shall stick it out and it shall never look as big as my preggo friend! I shall sit in the shade to avoid the sun, but will dip dip dip in the pool!
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