(Some filler here-Fuck Knob is Sean Bedlam's term for anyone whose running for Vice president who used to be a Beauty Queen)check out the seanbedlam blog to see his set up)
i'm obessed with Fuck Knob as well.
She is SOOO fucking hot, after all. Like seriously, when i saw her, my eyes dilated, my blood pressure dropped, but most amazingly i got a clitoral erection which flooded My nether lands. Let me tell you one thing, my body is a barometer for public prurient interest. I love Jerry Springer, World Wrestling Entertainment, and Porn, and i know that thats all shite. I know what its there for and I proud to say I don't allow myself to become entrapped in that world. reality tv is shit and so is unreality tv.
Anywho, Fuck Knob is not only the finest broad ever, who I just wanna dress up in teacher outfit, give her a yard stick, and beg her "please ma'am, may i have another?", but worst of all, John gran-Daddy MaCain is kinda sexy along side her. In his blue suit and with his white hair, and god-knows-globs-of make-up on to disguise the fact that he's 167 years old-despite all that, HE'S hot too, so I'm kinda hoping while she's giving a speech that he'll just lift her skirt and give her a good rumpin' right there on the podium...
is that wrong? I mean, Am i the ONLY one (other the mr. bedlam-who somehow found out about the marketing guy who punches in the statistics and comes up with the Optimal Prime Running Mate) who wants to puke because blatant pornography is all over CNN and shouldn't we have people like Aristotle and shit? Not fuckin Ron McCain Jeremy and Sasha Fuck-Knob Grey waving and screaming and shaking small retarded children on front the cameras -doing all that they can to cull anyone and everyone away from Obama.
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